teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

smilingemoticon:

thequeenstons:

loliconprince:

astroknight:

loliconprince:

(                     ͡°             ͜ʖ                                      ͡°) Son

ʖ°) Yeah Pop

(                     ͡°             ͜ʖ                                      ͡°) swag

ʖ°)

( ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°) honey are you trying to scare our son again


one day i’ll become your bride

pnst